Collection 02
Stuck With It.
Salty fridge magnets for veterans, dads, office martyrs, and anyone whose refrigerator has opinions. Dive-bar wisdom in a 4×3 die-cut. Magnet-backed by default; sticker if you must.
Household CFO · unpaid · undefeated
She's not asking, she's reconciling.
14 options
Certified Veteran · DD-214 + back pain
The fridge magnet every vet's mom asks for.
17 options
Iced coffee & spite
The fuel of the modern weekday.
15 options
Grill Inspector · License: Suburbia
His credentials. Frame'em on the fridge.
16 options
Emergency contact · for the dog mostly
Priorities, on the fridge.
14 options
My back knows the weather
Knows what tomorrow holds.
14 options
Professional overthinker · open all hours
Every brain at 2 AM.
15 options
Lawn certified · mows · naps · repeats
Mows on Saturday. Naps by 2.
14 options
New year · same me
Statistically, more honest than the original.
14 options
Two tours, one good back
The post-deployment math.
17 options
Too close to my fridge
A boundary, in magnet form.
14 options
Camera off, pajamas on
The remote-work creed.
15 options
Pumpkin spice is a personality
A confession, on the fridge.
14 options
Lights up · expectations down
A holiday-season status update.
14 options
Couch quarterback · undefeated takes
He's never wrong, just early.
14 options
World's Okayest Dad
The realest dad magnet. Self-aware. Slightly defeated. Loved.
14 options
Survived the meeting
A trophy magnet for office martyrs.
15 options
Off duty · always on call
For the people who never really clock out.
17 options